squat, breath heavy, stand and blow on thumb

I have once again waded into the feels part of my brain as if I would have learned not to do that by now. This might be a shitty next few months or so.

Replace “job” with “life” and you have my headstone

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

specialbored:

DINNER IS COMING. (Part 2)

God witnessing a human drinking cow's milk for the first time
god: why are you approaching that cow
god: what are you doing
god: no
god: what
god: are you seriously going to do that
god: oh fuck, he's doing it
god: he's actually doing it
god: this is fucked up
god: I've fucked up

zohbugg:

Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.