squat, breath heavy, stand and blow on thumb: Archive

Jan 30th

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Watch

thea-list: commonwealth702: juniorochoa: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. you know i had to reblog this again <3 Spell your name x]

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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i fucking hate my miserable fucking life.

nope, no gifs can ever express it

Jan 29th

been zoning out more often. can i into tyler...

Jan 27th

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so i just got 2 new porn tumblr followers

Jan 27th

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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so the bus that blew up in manila yesterday was...

isn’t our country just the lulziest?

Jan 25th

Jan 24th

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ate a whole damn chicken today

two thigh parts, one breast part, a quarter roast chicken. yep, that’s basically a whole chicken

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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If you could own (that's right, OWN) any country...

probably the Azores. so I can LEGALIZE IT Ask me anything

Jan 23rd

Guys, let's play a game.

wildefox: rolypolycrackerjack-: donthateexterminate: gotredonyou: justnithya: Change one word of your username to vagina. Let me start: JustVagina gotvaginaonyou donthatevagina rolypolycrackervagina- wildevagina *fuck yeah* vaginawithalisthp

Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

i think that it is safe to say at this hour (sic)

that I am severely in like with a girl. oh hey! 2:00 AM. it’s still legit

Jan 22nd

tumbling outside on a saturday is worse than...

you can’t scroll down because, let’s face it: you got porn in there somewhere in your dash so you can’t scroll down - be it naked boys or girls, or those occasional weird stuff that is just wrong in public - and you can’t tumbling in public in decent clothes just isn’t that fun as tumbling in your bed only in your undies and a shirt.

Jan 22nd

i went to mass earlier

i had with me some mountain dew. when consecration happens, the wine and wafers turn into jesus’ body and blood right? then what is the consecrated mountain dew called now? jesus’ _____ *terribly bored right now*

Jan 22nd

Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

Jan 19th

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I think I'm helplessly in Like with a girl right...

well, i don’t know honestly. i’m sorta growing a beard (sic) again (which kinda illustrates how much i don’t give a fuck about life in general again), i am getting reckless in my studies and requirements, i actually don’t think about her a lot but when i see her *BAM*, so there. just wanted to say that. anyways here’s a pic of the rarest bacteria, thanks to the...

Jan 19th